Sing this song, no we can't

Kalo lagi waktu senggang, gue sama temen gue, si @puspitask11 suka melesetin nyanyian. Tapi kali ini melesetnya bisa jauh banget. Kayak gini :

gue : "you know me towel..."
sari : "enggak, enggak. you know me bejo..."
gue : "dua ribu... pakee telor... tiga ribu..."
sari : "eh! ngaco aja lu. you know me bejo.... lima ribu..."
gue : "loh? emang udah naek?"
sari : "...."
gue : "gue kan udah lama gak makan disitu. ah... pasti gara gara..."
sari : "kuangend bandh oenyoe"
gue : "seratus buat lo. seribu buat gue. uyeah"
sari : "....."
gue : "...."
sari : "................................"
gue : "...............................................nguk........................."
sari : "pak toni..."
gue : "aku suka menari..." *joget ngebor
sari : "kan, edo siapa?"
gue : "mama neon"
sari : "gue kasi nitnit nih"
gue : "yeee. kentang di plester doang aje..."
sari : "................ngek........"
gue : "......nguk..."